Answers For The Wicked

Hello! And welcome to Answers for the wicked, today with us we have the Magic 8 Ball. She -yes, it is a woman- is here to give you answer to those dark and twisted question you posses on the back of your head, like for example, what are hot dogs REALLY made of? Who killed Santa Claus? and most important of all, who came first, the chicken or the egg? All this and more you will probably find in this section. Now we start with our first contestant which is called... Sushigirl4996!

Magic 8 Ball: Dear sushi I will try to answer your questions at the best of my capability, yes and no maybe answers along with malfunction from time to time.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Answer: He gets up,  puts some clothes on- thank whatever you believe in for that- and I think he parks the car so that when he gets out he can take the snow with him, that or he does it manually.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Answer: They are stupid

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Answer: hmm, lets check that... yeap, that does happen sushi girl, incredible, I know.

Now the BIG question...

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

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MALFUNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!